Ask anybody in the group who the most energetic, most hyperactive, the most entertaining, the most eccentric and the funniest is and you'll get a unanimous answer - MilliJoule!!
Known to have a very awesome funda behind his name, this is a guy who sets new standards of chaos and randomness-Almost always in a hurry. You'll rarely find him walking as he is mostly found running here and there. (We really don’t know if there’s any purpose behind that)
Was initially known as “MilliJoule-The Tension Man” for always being in a worry whether he made a correct choice by selecting Electrical at IIT-M when he also had the option of taking Mechanical at IIT-B. Used to ask almost anybody he would find in the hostel about the placement statistics of IIT-B Mechanical and IIT-M Electrical.
His biography explains the popular belief that not all things are distributed evenly to everybody. That’s because it seems as if all the hilarious and adventurous incidents happen only to him and that too at a very high frequency.
From having quarrels with Profs to calling Dean to ask for the phone number of SBI.
From watching Ultra Smash Hit Salman Khan Movies (Please note the sarcasm there! :P) in tattered theater to being molested by a gay guy in the dark streets of IIT-M.
Luck does frown on him on several occasions. For example, he was caught for an issue with Proxy signature in his first semester. Was lectured by the course coordinator for an hour or two. Took an oath that it wouldn’t repeat. But luck had other intentions. Was caught in the next semester again!! This time the Prof turned out to be the warden of our hostel!!
He is also loved for the awesome expressions he gives while talking even about casual things. And now that we have entered his talking aspect, may we mention his obsession for learning English. Makes tireless attempts to start conversations in English with wing-mates but fails to evoke a response. And has an English accent that’s very close to that of Bond, James Bond.
If you happen to play the game “Wolf” with him, you’ll die laughing and scratching your heads while he tries to give justifications of his innocence. See these for example:-
In Hindi:-
“Aapko aisa lagta hai ki mujhe aisa lagta hai ki aapko aisa lagta hai ki main wolf hun…par aapki yeh vichaar galat hai ki main wolf hun..main villager hun..AaieShapat”
In English:-
“Do you think that I am a wolf?? Then may I tell you that...zappap!@#$@$#%#$^skdakdoajakdanmkd&%%!@()&jakdjfasjdkaosdoaodsai..and hence I am innocent! Do you understand??”
No mortal being understands what he really intends to say and so game goes completely unpredictable due to him.
And after saying all this, we haven’t mentioned even a quarter of his adventurous incidents in life.
But, on the brighter side, you cannot find a more loyal friend than him. Will help you at all costs when you need him. Not even a minute spent with him is boring. Just have a look at him and you’ll feel the cheerfulness radiating out of him. He speaks directly through his heart and you’ll realize that he is one of those rare guys who hasn’t been affected by the evils and egoistic elements of the world.
Stay exactly the way you are Milli..Keep Entertaining us..We all love you the way you are!