6:01 PM

Tum Toh Thehre Pardesi Revisited

Here's how Altaf Raja's famous song fared...

Roles Played(From Left To Right in Video)

Suraj as the DJ

Pappu as The Lead Qawwali Singer

Babliya as the Tabla Player

Shivaji as the Hindustani Classical Singer

MilliJoule as the Blind Harmonium Player


5:38 PM

Tu Jaane Naa Revisited

We tried experimenting with the song "Tu Jaane Naa" from the movie Ajab Pem Ki Gazab Kahani, and here is the end product:

11:19 PM

RAM : Hamaara Hero


It has been a very long time since the first post. The blog seems almost dead. I thought why not revive it. So, 'Here I Am' with what intends to be a series of posts sketching life history of the Gang members. The first brings to you the story of the Bihari Baabu - Rajeev Kumar aka RAM(M).

To start with, he is the only member of the gang who qualified twice for 'IIT-JEE' but still landed up in a branch he doesn't love, that too in a city that he loathes like hell. The first thing you notice about RAM is his innocent looks. You think he is just another guy from the 'backward state of Bihar' trying to outrun his 'poor fate'. But man, he is not 'any other guy'. Am sure if he tries the 'test your kameenapan' app on facebook, the app would give up : "Kameenapan > 100%". Ya, chehre pe smile aate hi raaz khul jaata hai ki yeh bandaa kitni pahunchee hui chhez hai.

Most of us first recognized him from his awesome freshie fundaa: 'Jab main Kota mein padta tha toh .... cyber cafe ... google ... n^#3 girls '. It had made him really famous in the first 2 weeks. We expected him to be either a real fool or a great stud! In early days we found him very humble and down to earth. Soon we discovered his true self. We found that he had intense love for his typical bihari abuse 'beti####'. With his ability to pick up arguments with strictest profs in his not-so-comprehensible english, he soon proved us wrong. He would respond in most unexpected manners and soon had even profs(a few of them) willing to screw him up. But almost all times he came out unscathed by all hooplah.

Coming to Love Life: He had his first crush in 4th standard, but a dry run followed thereafter owing to the fact that he was admitted to a boy's school. He had his chances in Kota, but was too nerdy then to think of girls. The testosterone started showing colors once he landed in IIT. He quickly registered for a few marriage/dating sites. They didn't prove to be much of a success. He had almost given up, but that was when the real tragedy happened. He was thrown off his feet by a girl K@4!7@ from his very own branch here in IIT (IIT girl - unbelievable huh). He was love-bitten but here again he faltered. He didn't had enough courage even to strike a single conversation with the girl. He was teased day n night about her, but the guy from Muzzaffarpur had no guts. Finally jab bande ne baat karne ki koshish kee toh bandi ne bol hi diya: "Pehle aur ladkiyon se baat karna shuroo karo phir baat karenge". No wonder the girl was spotted moving with another boy this Saarang. (Sorry RAM but had to reveal this)

Ab our hero had to follow his lady's advice and tried to get close with another not-so-cute (belonging to a category generally reffered to as guy/bhais) girl H@#3!@. They had many sms exchanges and even went off to beach alone to enjoy 'kucch haseen lamhay'. But here again the story had a twist. Due to some unavoidable circumstances created mainly by one of their profs, the girl is now out-of-bounds for our great lover. So if there is any reader of fairer sex on this blog(highly unlikely!), do feel free to contact RAM. He is 'single’ & ’really ready to mingle'.

So that's RAM for you. It is the masti gang signing off till next post...