It has been a very long time since the first post. The blog seems almost dead. I thought why not revive it. So, 'Here I Am' with what intends to be a series of posts sketching life history of the Gang members. The first brings to you the story of the Bihari Baabu - Rajeev Kumar aka RAM(M).
To start with, he is the only member of the gang who qualified twice for 'IIT-JEE' but still landed up in a branch he doesn't love, that too in a city that he loathes like hell. The first thing you notice about RAM is his innocent looks. You think he is just another guy from the 'backward state of Bihar' trying to outrun his 'poor fate'. But man, he is not 'any other guy'. Am sure if he tries the 'test your kameenapan' app on facebook, the app would give up : "Kameenapan > 100%". Ya, chehre pe smile aate hi raaz khul jaata hai ki yeh bandaa kitni pahunchee hui chhez hai.
Most of us first recognized him from his awesome freshie fundaa: 'Jab main Kota mein padta tha toh .... cyber cafe ... google ... n^#3 girls '. It had made him really famous in the first 2 weeks. We expected him to be either a real fool or a great stud! In early days we found him very humble and down to earth. Soon we discovered his true self. We found that he had intense love for his typical bihari abuse 'beti####'. With his ability to pick up arguments with strictest profs in his not-so-comprehensible english, he soon proved us wrong. He would respond in most unexpected manners and soon had even profs(a few of them) willing to screw him up. But almost all times he came out unscathed by all hooplah.
Coming to Love Life: He had his first crush in 4th standard, but a dry run followed thereafter owing to the fact that he was admitted to a boy's school. He had his chances in Kota, but was too nerdy then to think of girls. The testosterone started showing colors once he landed in IIT. He quickly registered for a few marriage/dating sites. They didn't prove to be much of a success. He had almost given up, but that was when the real tragedy happened. He was thrown off his feet by a girl K@4!7@ from his very own branch here in IIT (IIT girl - unbelievable huh). He was love-bitten but here again he faltered. He didn't had enough courage even to strike a single conversation with the girl. He was teased day n night about her, but the guy from Muzzaffarpur had no guts. Finally jab bande ne baat karne ki koshish kee toh bandi ne bol hi diya: "Pehle aur ladkiyon se baat karna shuroo karo phir baat karenge". No wonder the girl was spotted moving with another boy this Saarang. (Sorry RAM but had to reveal this)
Ab our hero had to follow his lady's advice and tried to get close with another not-so-cute (belonging to a category generally reffered to as guy/bhais) girl H@#3!@. They had many sms exchanges and even went off to beach alone to enjoy 'kucch haseen lamhay'. But here again the story had a twist. Due to some unavoidable circumstances created mainly by one of their profs, the girl is now out-of-bounds for our great lover. So if there is any reader of fairer sex on this blog(highly unlikely!), do feel free to contact RAM. He is 'single’ & ’really ready to mingle'.
So that's RAM for you. It is the masti gang signing off till next post...
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Junta pls post ur valuable comments...
As this post is about me so i want to write something .....first of all i don't want anybody from our group tell Bihar as backward state....secondly in my funda there was "jab main kota mein rahta tha not kota mein padhata tha". registration on a dating\marriage site is not as my interest.....it was due to huge time availability in our 1st sem...some of girls approached but i simply write them"sorry i am not interested in any of these activities at least for 5 years". there is one line" No wonder the girl was spotted moving with another boy this Saarang" i want to say on ths if like a girl this not mean she also have to like me...aur haan ek ladka and ek ladki saath me dikhe to hamesa boyfriend-girlfriend waali baatein sochna band karo.. she is a very nice and cute girl and don't try to pull her in this.. and lastly thank you all of you for remembering a huge information about me.
me kahunga yeh ek hi banda hai jiske baare me jitna bhi likhe kam padega........aur usko puri tarah samajhna MUSHKIL HI NAHI NAMUMKIN HAI.
You can never tell him what is going in his mind at the time.....He is one of the best friend i have ever got.....love u darling...!!
Par ye Sade tin saal ke liye hi hai......voh to yaad hi hai na, ramm??
Aur ha.........
Mai juth nahi bolta....
Mai chori nahi karta......
Mai aisa nahi karta ....mai waisa nahi karta .....ye sab to uske rozz ke slogans hai......
Ek saal ke liye Non.Veg Band......gr8 RAM.....:)
hey hats off to pappu who has written very nicely about RAM ,as soucer said its difficult to understand rajeev kumar urf Ram. i want to make this clear here that i am highly suspicious about whatever rajeev kumar has posted is realy written by him.and secondly if girl had said that first try to speak with other girls,then that has to do with Ram's amazing English,his vocabulary and mainly his unbelievable questions to what pappu says unbelievable girls
well it seems that everyone is throwing stones at this "little boy"(its not B-29 SuperFortress). I would not say or defend rajeev on whatever everybody is saying . But hey we could have posted something revealing the brighter character of this guy. Nobody is actually mentioning the IQ level this guy has got, Surviving in a branch of "Zombies"(never mind)till now (:P).See the innocence this guy has .And as for >100% kaminapan, I would say that we have seen "Gods of kaminapan". And as for faltering before a girl or in better words having a crush on a decent girl is not something that anyone should see with raised eyebrows.And yes , going along with a girl never means that they share "Kuch khaas lamhey". Otherwise you won't ever talk to a lady other than the ONE.Rajeev is someone really desperate to mingle with any avvy girl.I agree sometimes he is very stubborn and he should understand that sometimes it really becomes hard to be with him. It feels like someone is pissing on your face.Ram , sometimes listen to others also.And Ek hazzar principle. I just hate that, dats all.But he is one of those guys here who does lesser RG(Ram won't agree :P). And highlight of this comment is Ram we love you the way you are(in a slightly modified version). You ROCKKKK Mnnnn......
are ye upar likhela sab phart hote jaa rela hai,kyoun ki ram ab din b din badle ja rela hai.uske akkal lallua ke bakri ki ghasss khane chali gayi hai. pata hai kyoun ....iska answer tabhi milega jab koi maa ka ladla iss blog pe aake poochega ...........
sab so rele hai sala.
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